‘Twas the night before Christmas at Adventure Subaru,
No salesman remained, they’d sent home the whole crew;
The Subarus waited ‘til humans were gone,
When the whole lot was still, and no light was left on;
The Crosstrek was nestled all snug in his spot,
While dreaming of road trips and leaving the lot;
And Mama the Forester waited to hear,
Papa the Outback say it was all clear;